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April 28 2017

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April 27 2017

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bangedandbitter:

Pinnacle of technology

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klubbhead:

tomibunny:

a-night-in-wonderland:

The Adventures Of Business Cat

#i like these cause it implies that depsite all these weird things he does hes so good at buisness #that they let it slide

Classics

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bass-fucker:

katodown:

serenitydiviness:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

Also consider
Person A: pass me the thingy
Person B: Cual thingy?
Person A: The thingy on top of the deste

Sometimes bilingual peeps shuffle phrases while we think things through, just in case that language’s patterns trigger the right word or idea we want to use. But “turning off” language? Nah…

“Do you have a liga? You know, a… The fucking… the liga. The liga, that… El deste, para tu cabello. The hair… tie. Shit.”

Also, when I’m around other people who I share more than one language in common with, sometimes we’ll just mix them together because some concepts don’t translate well between languages and that could easily happen subconsciously.

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petermorwood:

frederbee:

catsbeaversandducks:

“My mother-in-law was baking one of her awesome Black Forest cakes for my sister-in-law’s birthday. She left the cake cooling and when she went to look…”

Photos/caption by Annie Becker‎

If not made for sits, why was it made of warms?

“If not made for sits, why was it made of warms?”

The ineffable logic of felinity.

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krabbydon:

gerrycanavan:

understanding art, lesson one

this will never not be funny

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spiritofally:

Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide one’s beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.

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g0ddess-0f-galaxies:

jumpingjacktrash:

iamleslieknope:

I wanna stick my hand in it but no I do not

something terrible in me wants to flip this table

I want to be doused in this. Just fucking throw all of it on me. I want it.

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April 26 2017

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kingofrunes:

yourshipsaregross:

disgustinganimals:

pizzacatsandboobs:

kaible:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

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